wishiwasmothman asked:
You’re on tumblr?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :O
Yeah. Too bad you’re not Mothman.
@mothman-etd, here’s your chance.
read the words “the telltale bulge” and im screaming
“Villains!” I shrieked, “dissemble no more! I admit the deed! –tear up the planks! here, here! –It is the beating of his hideous meat!”
using both fahrenheit and celsius to determine temperature is wild because you’ll be thinking in one measurement unit and someone will say some alarming number and then you calm down when you realize they meant they’re baking their recipe at 350° fahrenheit
however, nothing can stop the sheer terror of when it’s -40° outside because the other measurement system is no reassurance
Too Fucking Cold degrees out
“It’s-40° outside”
“Fahrenheit or Celsius?”
“Kelvin”
“What”
#discussions after the heat death of the universe
#LOVE the implication that we’ll still be around and still on tumblr after the heat death of the universe (tag by meatcrimes)
#well it’s not like we’d be on twitter!
if they rebooted austin powers it would either be the most tone deaf unfunny incredibly offensive movie in years OR they’d do it right and really keep with the times in being very self aware and it would be one of the best films in decades. austin powers would be a massive support of trans rights because trans women means more women for him to shag
oh your pronouns are she/they? well baby lemme she/them titties shagadelic
austin powers discovers bisexuality and it blows his fucking mind
This always fucks me up to think about
Im now picturing touch sensitive autistics just feeling a fabric and thinking. “Omg this feels like horrendous city planning i CANNOT wear this!”
There are two types of people who are playing tears of the kingdom those who are really creative taking time to design amazing machines that can destroy any enemy in a single blast reinventing the wheel and extravagant torture devices and making it all look easy
And then there’s people who’s creativity starts and ends at what if I make a really long bridge
if I were dracula I would simply let my three weed smoking girlfriends do whatever they wanted tbh. let them eat that wretched little englishman and doordash another one
this seems to be an unpopular opinion but truly I do not give a shít about mr. harker let the girlies eat him so we can get back to Mina and Lucy
Precious man (not in black!) sighted ❤ (x,x)
Neil Gaiman: Hi, I’m Neil Gaiman. I’m wearing the first red T-shirt I’ve worn since 1987. Because I’m a member of the WGA. I’m on strike. I care so much for the things that I’ve written but I’m out here right now not working and here until we get a good contract because I care about the future of the WGA, the future of young writers. I want a world in which no AI writes scripts or attempts to. I want a world in which young writers get to learn how to make television. And I want a world in which we are fairly compensated for the things that we put up on streaming.




